New Year's Resolutions -- Over Time
- 2008: I will get my weight down below 170.
- 2009: I will watch my calories until my weight is below 200.
- 2010: I will follow my new diet until I get below 220.
- 2011: I will work out once a week.
- 2012: I will drive past a gym at least once a week.
- 2008: I will read at least 20 good books a year.
- 2009: I will read at least 10 books a year.
- 2010: I will read 5 books a year.
- 2011: I will read some articles in the newspaper this year.
- 2012: I will subscribe to a good humor e-mail list this year.
- 2008: I will pay off my bank loan promptly.
- 2009: I will pay off my bank loans promptly.
- 2010: I will be totally out of debt by next year.
- 2011: I will try to pay off the debt interest by next year.
- 2012: I will try to be out of the country by next year.
- 2008: I will sponsor a disadvantaged foreign child this year.
- 2009: I will sponsor a disadvantaged domestic child this year.
- 2010: I will sponsor one kid for lunch at McDonald's this year.
- 2011: I will sponsor one of my kids for lunch at McDonald's this year.
- 2012: I will endeavor to remember my children's names this year.
- 2008: I will cut my smoking down to no more than one pack a day.
- 2009: I will cut my smoking down to two packs a day -- OK, three.
- 2010: I will try to stop smoking pot this year.
- 2011: I will try to stop smoking crack this year.
- 2012: Now that I've quit smoking, I'll try to stop doing meth this year.
Posted December 30, 2011 8:00 AM
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