New Year's Resolutions
With the close of a year, many "resolve" to improve on their outlook for the new year. Here are my Top 10 New Year's Resolutions:
1. I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.
2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.
4. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.
5. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as rewarding.
6. I am at one with my duality.
7. A scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.
8. Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
9. I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so!"
10. I will no longer waste my time reliving the past; I will spend it worrying about the future.
Posted December 31, 2004 5:56 PM
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