New Olympic Condoms

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.

Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?" she she says, rolling her eyes. "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"Yeah, so?" she says. "What color are you going to wear tonight?"

"Gold of course," the man says proudly.

"Really, dear, why don't you wear Silver," she responds. "It would be nice if you were second for a change!"

"That's fine," he said without missing a beat. "As long as you have your sister here for 'Bronze night'."

Posted July 16, 2008

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