New Dress?

My mom got mad at my dad the other day so she got even.

She went shopping to relieve her irritation.

When she returned home she informed him that she had purchased ten new dresses.

"Ten!" he hollered. "TEN?!"

"Ten," is all she said, standing right up to him.

"What could any woman want with ten new dresses?!"

My mom calmly stood up and looked him right in the eye.

"Ten new pairs of shoes and ten handbags."

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Posted October 17, 2011

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