New Curtains

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "These curtains all look so big. What do you have that's smaller?"

The salesman assures her that they can custom make curtains in any size she needs, and asks how big an area she needs to drape.

"Fifteen inches wide, and 14 inches tall," the blonde replies.

"Only fifteen inches?" asks the confused salesman. "That is very small, what room are they for?"

The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But, ma'am, computers do not have curtains!"

"Hellllooooooooo!" the blonde says, impatient. "My computer is Windows!"

Posted July 13, 2006 8:00 AM

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