Possibly offensive to sensitive conservatives, but it meets my requirement: it's amusing.
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A neurobiology graduate student was working on his dissertation, and went to a brain store to get some brains to complete his lab study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brains offered at this particular store, and questions the proprietor about the cost of these brains.
"How much does it cost for engineer brain?" he asks.
"$3 an ounce," the shopkeeper says.
"That's not too bad," the biology student says, considering his budget. "How much does it cost for programmer brain?"
"$12 an ounce," the man says.
The student thinks about the cross-section he needs to make his study rigorous and asks, "OK, how much for a fundamentalist right-wing politician's brain?"
The proprietor lifts an eyebrow and proclaims, "$1,800 an ounce."
"Why is that kind of brain so much more?" the shocked student asks.
"Listen, pal," the busy shopkeeper says. "Do you have any idea how many fundamentalist right-wing politicians we have to harvest to get one ounce of brain?!"
Posted September 1, 2006