My New Puppy
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever puppy had fresh air.
She was on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay!"
I could see her intently watching me, tail wagging furiously.
I took a few more steps back and repeated, "Stay! Stay!"
The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young blonde, gave me a strange look and said...
"Why don't you just put it in park?"
Posted July 28, 2005 10:46 PM
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