Mistaken Identity

A guy is sitting in a bar getting more and more drunk when he spots a gorgeous woman sitting at the other end, all by herself.

He orders another double serving of "liquid courage," and makes his move:

He quietly slips behind the woman of his lust, and suddenly reaches around and gropes her breasts and crotch, and starts kissing her neck.

Naturally, the woman jumps up, turns around and slaps the hell out of him.

"I'm sorry!" he says, and being a well experienced drinker, he smoothly explains, "I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable idiot!" she screamed. "I am your wife!

Posted February 4, 2011

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