Medical Checkup

OK, one more "R" rated story -- Team Spirit reminded me of another one I've never seen online.

A woman goes to the doctor because she can't figure out why she has two strange green spots between her legs, one on each thigh.

The doctor does a lot of tests, but everything comes up negative. He checks several medical texts without getting any clues. Suddenly, he gets an idea.

"Is your husband a Gypsy?" he asks.

"Why, yes! How did you know?" she answers.

"Please tell your husband, madam, that his ear rings are not made of gold."

Posted May 19, 2004 8:54 PM

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