A blonde couple drives into a lumberyard. The passenger gets out of the truck, walks up to a worker, and says he needs a bunch of four-by-twos.
"You mean two-by-fours?" the worker asks.
"Hm, I'm not sure," the blonde says. "I'll go check."
He walks back to the truck, and the man and his blonde wife consult a book.
"Yeah," he says after getting the answer. "I meant two-by-fours."
"All right," says the worker. "How long do you need them?"
This time, the blonde buyer didn't even need to consult the book.
"A really long time," he says. "We're gonna build a house."
Posted September 4, 2006 8:00 AM