A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her...
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a 'vegetative state' like we saw on the news last night — you know, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle."
"Oh, dear? Is that right?" the wife says, not looking up from her book.
"Yep," he says. "It's not worth living that way. If that ever happens to me, just pull the plug. You hear me? Pull the plug!"
"You're sure, now," she says. "I don't want to do anything you don't really want — that's a big decision."
"Stop asking me!" he said, getting exasperated. "I've thought a lot about this and my decision is final!"
So his wife got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all of his beer.
Posted September 3, 2014