Little Golden Books That Never Made It

Category: Parents and Parenting

The Little Golden Books are classic books for children. The buddy who sent these to me added "This is SO wrong..." -- but he still sent them! There's no reason you should be deprived of them.

Little Golden Books That Never Made It

  • You Are Different and That's Bad
  • The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

  • Dad's New Wife Robert
  • Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
  • Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It-Myself Book
  • The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
  • Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
  • Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
  • All Cats Go to Hell
  • The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  • Some Kittens Can Fly
  • That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
  • Grandpa Gets a Casket
  • The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
  • Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
  • The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
  • Strangers Have the Best Candy
  • Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
  • You Were an Accident
  • Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  • Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
  • The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
  • Your Nightmares Are Real
  • Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
  • Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
  • Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
  • Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
  • Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
  • Mommy's Pills Taste Just Like Candy
  • Learn How To Fly With Just a Ladder and a Pillowcase

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