Little Golden Books That Never Made It

The Little Golden Books are classic books for children. The buddy who sent these to me added "This is SO wrong..." -- but he still sent them! There's no reason you should be deprived of them.

Little Golden Books That Never Made It

  • You Are Different and That's Bad

  • The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

  • Dad's New Wife Robert

  • Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share

  • Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It-Myself Book

  • The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

  • Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

  • Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

  • All Cats Go to Hell

  • The Little Sissy Who Snitched

  • Some Kittens Can Fly

  • That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

  • Grandpa Gets a Casket

  • The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

  • Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

  • The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

  • Strangers Have the Best Candy

  • Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

  • You Were an Accident

  • Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

  • Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

  • The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

  • Your Nightmares Are Real

  • Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

  • Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

  • Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

  • Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

  • Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

  • Mommy's Pills Taste Just Like Candy

  • Learn How To Fly With Just a Ladder and a Pillowcase

    • Posted November 21, 2007 8:00 AM

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