A classic from about 2000, updated for the current campaign. For those who may be too young to remember, John Hinckley shot President Ronald Reagan to impress actress Jodie Foster. He has since been confined in a mental hospital, with brief "furloughs" to visit his parents' home nearby.
I have decided to seek a second term in office as your president and I would appreciate your support and the support of your fine parents. I would hope that if there is anything that you need at the hospital you will let us know.
By the way, are you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jodie Foster?
Sincerely,
George W. Bush
President
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