Letter from the President
A classic from about 2000, updated for the current campaign. For those who may be too young to remember, John Hinckley shot President Ronald Reagan to impress actress Jodie Foster. He has since been confined in a mental hospital, with brief "furloughs" to visit his parents' home nearby.
Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth's Hospital
Michelle and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in recovery from your mental problems. We were pleased to hear that you are now able to have unsupervised visits with your parents. The staff at the hospital reports that you are doing fine.
I have decided to seek a second term in office as your president and I would appreciate your support and the support of your fine parents. I would hope that if there is anything that you need at the hospital you will let us know.
By the way, are you aware that Mitt Romney is screwing Jodie Foster?
Posted September 19, 2012