Lawyer Slams
A group of dinner guests were blaming all of America's troubles on lawyers when a woman said, "They aren't all so bad. Why, last year a lawyer gave me $1000."
"I don't believe it," the host responded.
"It's true, I swear it," said the woman.
"Well, how did it happen," the man asked, a bit suspicious.
"I had a complicated personal injury case," the woman said, "and what with the lawyer's fee, the cost of expert witnesses, the expense of the appeal and so on, my bill was $41,000. When the judgment only amounted to $40,000, my lawyer told me I wouldn't have to pay him the difference."
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Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 10?
A: Counselor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 15?
A: Your honor.
Q: What do you call a judge gone bad?
A: Senator.
Posted March 16, 2006 10:00 AM
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