Jokes for Geeks
A friend sent me 21 jokes "only geeks will understand". I have to admit I "got" all of them. But not all of them were good! Here are the Top 10:
"You mean a martini?" the bartender replies.
The Centurion says, "If I had wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"
A: Because Oct 31=Dec 25.
"Well?" the wife demands. "Is it a boy or a girl?"
The logician replies (completely correctly!) "Yes."
The second scientist says "I'll have some H2O too."
After taking a drink, the second scientist dies.
The first logician says, "I don't know."
The second logician says, "I don't know."
And the third logician says, "Yes!"
The bartender says, "Sorry: we don't serve noble gases here."
He doesn't react.
He's 0K now.
The waitress says, "I'm sorry, but we're out of cream. Would you like that with no milk?"
A: Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
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And an oldie bonus:
Posted July 15, 2013