Is Sex Work or Pleasure?
The Commanding Officer of a regiment in the U.S. Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was work and how much of it was pleasure?
The X.O. chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.
A captain said it was 50-50.
The colonel's aide, a lieutenant, responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee. What was his opinion?
Without hesitation, the young private responded, "Sir, it absolutely has to be 100% pleasure."
The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why.
"Well, sir," the enlisted man said, "if there was any work involved, you officers would have me doing it for you."
Posted September 9, 2009
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