Inspirational Posters For The Cubicle Era

  • Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
  • If you can stay calm while all around you there's chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
  • Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong 14 times gives you job security.
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
  • Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
  • A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
  • Plagiarism saves time.
  • Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
  • Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
  • We waste time, so you don't have to.
  • Hang in there, retirement is only 30 years away!
  • Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
  • A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
  • When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
  • Indecision is the key to flexibility.
  • Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
  • Posted November 17, 2006

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