Important Facts to Know About Women

  • Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks and, upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
  • Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
  • Women do not want an honest answer to the question, "How do I look?"
  • The first naked man women see is "Ken" -- and that colors their expectations for the rest of their lives.
  • Only women understand the reason for "the good china."
  • Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay.
  • Women love to shop because it's the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
  • Women will always ask questions that have no right answer -- it's an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
  • Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them is enough to fulfill that emotional need.
  • Women think all beer is the same.
  • Whereas men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality, women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
  • Posted May 13, 2006

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