Illegal Border Crossings Compared

Yes, this is political. No, I won't accept whines about it if it bothers your political sensibilities: I post things that are funny*, no matter what side is bashed, so deal with it!

Comparisons of the penalties imposed by those who cross borders illegally in various countries.

Country: Iran
Penalty: 10 years of hard labor, followed by caning, followed by deportation

Country: North Korea
Penalty: 12 years of hard labor (unless you're pretty and can get Bill Clinton to come get you)

Country: United States
Penalty: Driver's license, welfare, and free health care

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Posted October 9, 2009

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