I Rest My Case

Guys whose women suggest they eat better will like this. In fact, I predict a lot of guys will be sending the URL to this page to a lot of women!

Gillian McKeith is a Scottish TV health guru advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and health, promoting exercise, and a vegetarian diet of organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends "detox diets", colonic irrigation and supplements, states that yeast is harmful, that the color of food is nutritionally significant, and extols the utility of mapping your pimples and the detailed examination of your feces and urine. Her best-selling book is titled You Are What You Eat.

She is 51 years old, and here's her photo:

Gillian McKeith photo

Nigella Lawson is a food writer, journalist and TV chef in England. She eats nothing but meat, butter and desserts. The Sunday Telegraph called her best-selling book How to Eat "the most valuable culinary guide published this decade."

She is also 51 years old, and here's her photo:

Karan Diwan photo

Need I say more? I rest my case.

(For the visually impaired, Gillian McKeith looks like she's about 70; Nigella Lawson is supremely beautiful, and appears to be about 35. They are both, as the text says, 51 years old.)

Posted August 22, 2011 8:00 AM

« How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? | Home | Random | Old Guy at the Gym »

Category: Food -- Prev: Fried Chicken | Next: Lemon Turkey Recipe