How Stupid Is She?
This is an actual Q&A from the popular "Yahoo Answers" site:
If you can't read the fuzzy screen cap, this is the actual question "Treena" asked:
Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?
- like if you are pregnant with a baby girl, and you have sex while you are pregnant, can the sperm go up in there and impregnate the baby?
The Best Answer ("Chosen by Voters" -- more than 300 votes!) is:
- The baby can get pregnant only if it's a female. If you suspect that your baby is pregnant, try not to have sex again. You run the risk of getting your baby's baby pregnant and that can lead to complications like an infinite loop.
Some of the other better answers to the question include:
- I should mention that the "infinite chain of fetuses" terminates when the level of resolution becomes comparable to the size of a single water molecule, at which point further impregnations are impossible until the babies all grow a little. At most 16 nested babies can be carried this way.
- No your baby cannot get pregnant at this point. But however, judging your intelligence, wait like 11 years and the probability is like 90% she will become pregnant.
- Not only can your baby get pregnant, but it will probably start smoking and eating velveta cheese and watching Jerry Springer. This is what happens when you are immoral and horny. Only a matter of time before there are Singles bars called "The Womb" and then gambling and sodomy will follow.
and the most true of all,
- that's why people shouldn't get their information from the internet!!
The scary part isn't that Treena's that stupid, it's that someone that stupid is going to be raising a child....
(Source -- note: apparently taken offline since this was posted)
Posted November 11, 2009
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