How She Feels Sorry for Him
Two women are having coffee when one notices that the other woman seems troubled.
"Is something bugging you?" she asks her friend. "You look anxious."
"Money problems," she says.
"What?" her confidant says. "Not you?!"
"Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money in the stock market," she explained.
"Oh, that's too bad," the other girl sympathized. "I'm sure you're feeling sorry for him."
"Yeah, I am," she said.
"What do you think he'll feel is the worst part?" the friend asks.
"Well," she says, "I'm not sure. Probably how much he's going to miss me."
Posted February 21, 2006