How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid bulb!
Lab: Oh, me, me, meee!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle: I'll blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the sofa.
Boxer: Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are not afraid of the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover and....
Pointer: I see it! There it is! There it is! There it is! Right there! Can you see it yet? Can you? Look!
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Rottweiler: Make me.
Posted August 19, 2011 8:00 AM
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