How Do You Choose?

I wrote this one myself, and I dedicate it to my dad -- who loves to make up jokes.

Great advice. Then I moved to a small town.

"Interview the dentists," he said, "and look for the one with the worst teeth. They all do each other's dental work, you see."

I was starting to get the hang of this!

Years later he called to say he had gotten drunk and was taken to a psychiatric clinic where he had the choice of a dozen different shrinks to talk to. That's when he gave me his last bit of advice:

"Forget everything I ever told you."

Posted July 20, 2004 8:24 AM

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