His Final Request
Texas has so many inmates on its Death Row, they finally had to start executing them two at a time.
On this day, a cowboy and a biker are brought to receive their sentence.
The warden asks the cowboy if he has a Final Request.
"Yew betcha, Warden," the cowboy replies. "I'd be mighty grateful if you'd play 'Achy Break Heart' fer me one last time."
"Yes, we can do that for you," the Warden says, before turning to the biker. "Do you have a Final Request too?"
"You better believe it," the biker says. "Kill me first!"
Posted May 2, 2014