Her First Visit to the Obstetrician
Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid her first visit to her obstetrician.
After the exam, she shyly began, "Doctor?"
"Yes," he said, with a professional detachment.
"My husband wants me to ask you something...."
"I know, I know," the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "There's no need to be embarrassed. I get asked that all the time."
"You do?!" Catherine asked.
"Sure," he says. "Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."
"No, that's not it," Catherine confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."
Posted October 27, 2006