A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself, and she doesn't like what she sees.
"You know," she says. "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs hang down to my waist and my butt is bigger than ever. I've got short, fat legs and my arms are all flabby."
The husband says nothing.
"Hey!" she says, turning to him. "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself!"
"Well," he says, "your eyesight is still great!"
Posted June 24, 2006