Gracie Allen was George Burns' wife and sidekick -- he was her straight man.
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Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Roast Beef
1 large beef roast
1 small beef roast
First, take the two roasts and put them in the oven.
When the little one burns, the big one is done.
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