Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Roast Beef

Gracie Allen was George Burns' wife and sidekick -- he was her straight man.

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Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Roast Beef

1 large beef roast

1 small beef roast

First, take the two roasts and put them in the oven.

When the little one burns, the big one is done.

Posted January 26, 2007 5:00 PM

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