THINGY
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMITMENT
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
MAKING LOVE
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
ENTERTAINMENT
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
BUTT
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
Male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.
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