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Freaky Google Deaths

Number of Google results on 26 February 2009 for the following phrases (with each phrase in quotes to get the exact phrase) -- "Died in a _____ accident":

• Died in a Freak accident: 16,500

• Died in a Blogging accident: 2,250

• Died in a Bizarre accident: 952

• Died in a Bizarre Gardening accident: 689

Died in a Mountain Climbing accident: 676 Died in a Fishing accident: 599 Died in a Gardening accident: 447 Died in a Fireworks accident: 345 Died in a Race Car accident: 342 Died in a Strange accident: 325 Died in a Bizarre Fishing accident: 229 Died in a Bungee Jumping accident: 156

• Died in a Sex accident: 115

• Died in a Hot Tub accident: 84

• Died in a Toboggan accident: 77

• Died in a Tricycle accident: 10

• Died in a Bathtub accident: 9

• Died in a Golfing accident: 8

• Died in a Bowling accident: 8

• Died in a Marching Band accident: 7

• Died in a Ice Skating accident: 7

• Died in a Shopping Cart accident: 6

• Died in a Google accident: 5

• Died in a Blender accident: 5

• Died in a Basketball accident: 4

• Died in a Private Jet accident: 3

• Died in a Taco Bell accident: 2

• Died in a Piano accident: 2

• Died in a Deep Fryer accident: 1

• Died in a Nudism accident: 0

Of course, all of these counts will increment by 1 as soon as Google indexes this page....

Posted February 27, 2009 8:00 AM

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