Estate Planning
Another goodie -- from my mother.
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Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
He toiled at it for years, until finally his father was on his deathbed -- Dan would inherit a fortune! He decided he needed a wife with which to share the vast estate.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few weeks, my father will die, and I'll inherit 100 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman accepted his business card. And just three short days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
Posted May 12, 2008 8:00 AM
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