Don't Let This Happen to You

A bum asked a man on the street for $2.

"Will you buy booze?" the man asks, to which the bum replies, "No, I don't drink."

The man took in the bum's tattered and clothes and worn-out shoes and asked, "Will you gamble it away?"

Again the bum replies, "No, I don't gamble."

Intrigued, the man took another tack. "Will you make bets at the golf course?"

And once again the bum replies "No, I don't play golf."

Then the man asks, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink, gamble or play golf?"

Posted June 7, 2004 2:14 PM

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