Don't Let This Happen to You

Yeah, it's an oldie. But it's a goodie!

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A bum asked a man on the street for $2.

"Will you buy booze?" the man asks, to which the bum replies, "No, I don't drink."

The man took in the bum's tattered and clothes and worn-out shoes and asked, "Will you gamble it away?"

Again the bum replies, "No, I don't gamble."

Intrigued, the man took another tack. "Will you while away the productive working day at the golf course?"

And once again the bum replies "No, I don't play golf."

Then the man asks, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink, gamble or play golf?"

Posted September 17, 2012

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