DEAR ABBY: My boyfriend is going to be 20 next month. I'd like to give him something nice for his birthday. What do you think he'd like? CAROL
DEAR CAROL: Never mind what he'd like. Give him a tie.
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DEAR ABBY: Are birth control pills deductible? KAY
DEAR KAY: Only if they don't work.
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DEAR ABBY: Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a 10-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early? WONDERING
DEAR WONDERING: The baby was on time, the wedding was late.
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DEAR ABBY: Is it possible for a man to be in love with two women at the same time? JAKE
DEAR JAKE: Yes, and also hazardous.
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DEAR ABBY: I know boys will be boys, but my 'boy' is 73 and he's still chasing women. Any suggestions? ANNIE
DEAR ANNIE: Don't worry. My dog has been chasing cars for years, but if he ever caught one, he wouldn't know what to do with it.
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DEAR ABBY: I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions? SAM IN CAL.
DEAR SAM: Yes. Run for public office.
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DEAR ABBY: I am 44 years old and I would like to meet a man my age with no bad habits. ROSE
DEAR ROSE: So would I.
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DEAR ABBY: What's the difference between a wife and a mistress? BESS
DEAR BESS: Night and Day.
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