Dear Abby
From my files in the mid-1990s. These are supposedly letters to advice columnist "Dear Abby". None of them are so outrageous that it would surprise me if Abby herself let me know that they were real....
Tomorrow, more "Dear Abby" -- with replies.
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DEAR ABBY: I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
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DEAR ABBY: Will you please rush me the name of a reliable illegitimate doctor?
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DEAR ABBY: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
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DEAR ABBY: I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?
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DEAR ABBY: I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
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DEAR ABBY: Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't and he finally did it.
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DEAR ABBY: I met this nice guy who was in the service. He's the chief petting officer.
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DEAR ABBY: This is the second marriage for both of us. And when my husband said "I Will" he knew damn well he couldn't.
Posted September 12, 2005 12:48 PM
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