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It's silly, it's juvenile, but it's cute. Sent to me by a very old friend. (Oh boy is he old! ;-)
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Two blonde prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
Two Prostitutes -- $50.00
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
Jesus Saves
One of the blondes asks the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!"
"Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."
So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.
The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the same two blonde ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.
Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:
Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00
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