Comparative Religion

Sent over by my brother.

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A kindergarten teacher gave her class a show and tell assignment. Each student was instructed to bring an object to share with the class that represented their religion.

The first student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Benjamin. I am Jewish and this is a Star of David."

The second student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Mary. I'm a Catholic and this is a Rosary."

The third student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Tommy. I am Baptist and this is a casserole."

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My alternative punchline:

The third student got up and said, "My name is Tommy. I am a Mormon and this is my green Jell-O."

Posted July 29, 2013

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