Christmas Rolex
I was really surprised when Rachel and Jennifer asked me what I would like for Christmas.
They're the two gorgeous gals next door. They're lesbians, and frequently wake me up with their high-passion love-making.
I was even more surprised when on Christmas morning, they gave me a Rolex.
Really, it's a lovely gesture, and I don't want to complain.
But I think they misunderstood me.
When they asked what I wanted for Christmas, I said, "I wanna watch."
Yes, well, maybe next year.
Posted December 27, 2009 1:00 PM
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