Christmas Rolex

I was really surprised when Rachel and Jennifer asked me what I would like for Christmas.

They're the two gorgeous gals next door.

They're lesbians, and because our bedrooms share a wall, they frequently wake me up with their high-passion love-making.

I was even more surprised when on Christmas morning, they gave me a Rolex.

Really, it's a lovely gesture, and I don't want to complain.

But I think they misunderstood me.

You see, when they asked what I wanted for Christmas, I said, "I wanna watch."

Yes, well, maybe next year.

Posted December 27, 2009

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