Changing a Lightbulb -- Municipal Division
How many big-city employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It takes at least nine:
One to do a time management study.
One to do an environmental impact study.
One to do an occupational safety study.
One to do a cost effectiveness study.
One to make sure that all state, local and federal regulations are being met.
One to fill out the paperwork in triplicate.
One to send out a press release.
One to reassure the public that everything possible is being done to restore the light.
...And one to screw the light bulb into a water faucet.
Posted May 11, 2015