Buddies in a Bar
Category: Drinking/Drugs & Parents and Parenting
Dave was sitting on his usual stool in the corner bar when his old buddy John walked in.
"John!" Dave called out. "I thought you gave up coming to the bar so you and the wife could spend more time together and ...you know... work on having children?"
"That's why I'm here," John said, slidding into the next seat. "We were just fighting about it."
"Aw!" Dave said. "I thought you two were in total agreement that you both wanted kids!"
"That's what I thought too," John said as his favorite beer was set in front of him.
"Well, what happened?"
"Well," John said, taking a big gulp. "I found out we're not in total agreement -- she only wants me to have them with her."
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