At a world brewing convention, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of the day's conference.
The CEO of Fosters shouts to the barman: "Pour me a Fosters, mate!"
The CEO of Budweiser is next: "Gimme a Bud, sir!"
Then the CEO of Beck's: "Ein Becks, danke."
Then they all turn to the CEO of Guinness, who says "Barman, would ya give me a diet Coke w' ice and lemon, thanks."
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually one asks, "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"
Paddy replies, "Well, if you bleedin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I."
Posted June 13, 2007