Blondes With Hammers
After being arrested after a wild blondes-only party in town, Carol and Donna were sentenced to community service: helping to build a house for Habitat for Humanity.
Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, comes over to ask, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away."
"You moron!" Donna yelled. "Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
(Sadly, both died just months later -- they froze to death in a drive-in movie!
Yep. They had gone to see "Closed for the Winter.")
Posted April 16, 2010 8:00 AM
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