Blind Man in a Lesbian Bar
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He find his way to a barstool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,
"Hey bartender, you wanna hear the best dumb blonde joke ever?"
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things . . .
"One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
"Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
"Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
"Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
"Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude!
"Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says:
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"
Posted February 12, 2005 9:15 AM
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