Bird Flu Symptoms

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of avian flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever

2. Congestion

3. Nausea

4. Fatigue

5. Aching in the joints

6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.

Posted November 20, 2005 8:24 AM

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