Bird Flu Symptoms
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of avian flu.
If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Weakness
4. Nausea
5. Fatigue
6. Aching in the joints
and...
7. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.
Posted November 20, 2005 8:24 AM
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