Bird Flu Symptoms

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of avian flu.

If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever

2. Congestion

3. Weakness

4. Nausea

5. Fatigue

6. Aching in the joints

and...

7. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.

Posted November 20, 2005

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