Sure Andrew Lloyd Weber has made some musicals based on Bible stories, but he's hardly scratched the surface. Here are some theme songs for popular Biblical figures from Rod in Japan.
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Saul ... I Saw the Light
The Israelites ... The Long and Winding Road
Lot ... Don't Look Back
Noah ... Who'll Stop the Rain?
Adam and Eve ... Strangers In Paradise
Lazarus ... The Second Time Around
Esther ... I Feel Pretty
Job ... I've Got A Right To Sing The Blues
Moses ... The Wanderer
Jezebel ... The Lady Is A Tramp
Samson ... Hair
Salome ... I Could Have Danced All Night
Daniel ... The Lion Sleeps Tonight
Joshua ... Good Vibrations
Peter ... I'm Sorry
Esau ... Born To Be Wild
Jeremiah ... Take This Job And Shove It
Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego ... Great Balls Of Fire
The Three Kings ... When You Wish Upon A Star
Jonah ... Got A Whale Of A Tale!
Elijah ... Up, Up And Away
Nebuchadnezzar ... Crazy
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Methuselah ... Stayin' Alive!
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