Are they real? No idea. Would it surprise me if they were? Not in the least.
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It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here
If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
She's Looking Better After Every Beer
And...
I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
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