Best Country Song Titles

Are they real? No idea. Would it surprise me if they were? Not in the least.

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It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

She's Looking Better After Every Beer

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I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

Posted January 13, 2006 11:09 AM

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