Best Country Song Titles

Are they real? No idea. Would it surprise me if they were? Not in the least.


  • It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long
  • If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
  • If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
  • How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
  • I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
  • I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
  • I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
  • I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
  • I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here
  • If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
  • My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
  • She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
  • You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
  • Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
  • She's Looking Better After Every Beer
  • And...

  • I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
  • Posted January 13, 2006

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